My Monday morning looked like this:
I tripped over the dog bed, fell onto the child safety gate that we have in the laundry to keep the dog contained which then came out of the door frame with the elephantine force of my weight on it, landed on my knees on top of the gate, skidded my elbows on the carpet getting carpet burn and hit my head on the wall! On the way down I did some kind of twisty action as well, so my back is feeling quite ouchy as well. I lay there moaning and in tears wondering whether to get Oscar to call an ambulance! Fearing that would freak the kids out and since I was still in my pjs, no bra, bed hair and all (which would clearly freak any ambo's out) I lay there and swore instead. I have been limping all day and have terribly bruised knees, a ripped toenail, carpet burnt elbows and an achey back to show for it.
Moral of the story - the bloody dog can sleep outside from now on!
Things that cheered my limpy Mondayitis up a smidgen:
My sister found this somewhere on facebook -
Sooo true! Especially if you add in Pinterest and Blogging!
Cute crochet runners from ASOS! Going straight onto my birthday wishlist!
Watching Isaac be a flag bearer for his 'country'! The closest he will ever get to the Olympics I think. He is not renowned for his athletic ability!
Having this Rainbow of Yarny Goodness watch me from the corner of my craft room. I feel a rainbow rug in my waters! Maybe something like this or this.
Hope your Monday started off better than mine!
