I've had some extra boys in the 'hood today! I figured we'd get all our playdates over with in one big hit. And we have... one big hit of toilet humour!
Imagine if you will that Rainbows and Lollipops song on repeat all day, except they don't sing Rainbows and Lollipops. They sing 'Poo, poo, poopoopoo. Poo, poo, poopoopoo!' Repeatedly.
There was a group attempt at pushing me in the lake. With the ducks.
No-one shared their milo icecream with me.
Dog poo was trekked into my house. Onto my brown carpet. I can smell it, I just can't see it.
And a child dropped the 'f' bomb... and it wasn't one of mine.