I am sick. I have no voice. I am too sick to even look at the three blocks of Cadbury residing in my fridge. I am on drugs but they haven't kicked in yet. I am solo parenting till Friday whilst I feel like dying. This morning I sobbed uncontrollably whilst making my children's lunches. I should not have driven them to school, creche and kinder in my current state. I cried on the kinder teacher's shoulder but could not tell her what was wrong because I have no voice. On top of everything else, I am also having my period.
I will completely understand if you now wish to run screaming for the hills for fear of catching anything. And I apologise profusely for mentioning my period.